/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>eat broccoli they said
>it will help lose weight and keep ya full ya disgusting fat fuck
>try broccoli today
>it was crunchy cold flavorless
>chewy yet sort of soggy at the same time
>the mass of organic sludge hits the back of my throat
>eyes start to water
>gag
>its disgusting
>almost throw up
>choke it down
>slam water
>repeat this 6 more times until the broccoli is all gone
>fuck you resturant salad bar

Fuck you guys for fat shaming me and telling me to eat this shit. There has to be a better way.