/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>only eat out when my family brings me
>mom deconstructs the menu all the time (one time ordered a vegetarian pizza without the cheese, sauce, or half the vegetables)
>always says 'we're here to pig out' and demeaning shit about us all the time to waitstaff for some reason
>when they ask how the meal was, dad says "We hated it! And such small portions!" every time in the same inflection, then laughs to himself
>dad stops waitstaff from taking the dishes, saying "haha I forgot to lick the plate!", no one has ever laughed
>they recently became vegan
>they always pick a restaurant 'just to try it' then are really offended that some steak house or some shit doesn't have vegan options
>they wonder why I don't like going out to eat