/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Last time I went to LC the chick on the speaker had air for a brain.

>Pull up
>Asks me to wait, end up waiting like 10 minutes even though the building was dead and there was only one car in front of me
>Finally comes back, I ask what she already has made cause I want to make this easier for both of us
>"uhh.... what?"
>"Can you tell me what pizzas you already have cooked that are just being heated?"
>"........ no???"
Tell her nevermind and leave

>ex-presso

Slurping noodles being polite in Japan is a fucking hoax and people need to stop spreading it, and loud chewers need their jaws deboned.
I've seen honest to god deranged people, one person i know seemingly actively tries to be as loud as he can while eating or drinking. Heard him gulping down water from almost a room away, its fucking ridiculous and he somehow does it mouth closed.