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GET READY FOR MY EGG MAYO ALL OVER YOUR PORK BUTT

GREASE UP YOUR REAREND BECAUSE I'M GOING FULL FUCKING FORCE INSIDE YOUR FLAVOR-EXIT

LISTEN HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKING COUCH WORMS. I'M GUY FAT-YETI AND TODAY ON TRIPLE D, WE AREN'T JUST EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO FUCK IT TOO IF WE CAN. I'M TALKING ABOUT A GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED RUB DOWN OF GRUB TOWN AND I DOWN MEAN THAT BOTTLE OF BAD DRAGON LUBE YOU HAVE ON YOUR NIGHT STAND. I'M TALKING ABOUT CHICKEN FIRED PORK WINGS, A DISH YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPREHEND BECAUSE I JUST DISCOVERED IT. TAKING THE CAMERO AROUND THE BLOCK AND ENDING UP EATING THE GNARLIEST, THE TASTIEST CUISINE THIS SIDE OF FLAVORTOWN DISTRICT USA

HERE ON TRIPLE-D, WE'RE ALWAYS A FAN OF DINERS. IT'S ONE OF THE D'S WE USUALLY GIVE OUR VIEWERS BECAUSE THEY'RE A GREAT PLACE TO SCORE SOME HOME-COOKING AND A PERFECT PLACE TO DODGE THE COPS AFTER YOU PUNCH A HOMELESS WOMAN IN THE TIT AFTER SHE TOUCHES YOUR CAR.

THIS PLACE IS CALLED "THE SCAPE-GOAT," IN NOME ALASKA. IT WAS ESTABLISHED BY EX-CONVICTS AND THE STABBINGS ARE AS REAL AS IT GETS, JUST LIKE THE GRUB. BRING YOUR SWITCHBLADE AND YOUR APPETITE BECAUSE YOU'RE ABOUT TO TAKE THIS ONE FROM BEHIND