/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>old man always comes into workplace for coffee
>retired from the trout hatchery there years and years ago
>passes away
>half a year to a year later his house is being cleaned up
>he used to brew wine as a hobby
>box appears
>everyone jokes that someone should take the box
>test it to see if it'll blind me or some shit
>seems okay but it's like 10% absolutely disgusting thick sediment
>run it through a coffee filter (funnel pictured) and dust off a bottle
>choke down a whole bottle that night
>it's like a horrible eldritch brandy
>get trashed
>wake up drenched in sweat the next day, 3 day hangover
>return the rest of the box, i don't know what happened to it, no one knows what happened to it - just gone

i drank a deadman's wine and southern comfort is still the worst thing i ever drank