/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17485913

>>17161101
I used to order an anchovy pizza at this one place and when I went to pick it up one time the cashier was like "ok which pizza was yours" and I tell her and she gives me this look and says "seriously?" and then i fucked her in the bathroom and a guy in the next stall clapped

>>14479651
You don't. She's there to get a paycheck, not to get hit on by a weirdo who goes on 4chan. Trying to meet her outside of work would be artificial and stalkery, she would recognize you and assume the worst. Just be friendly if you patronize the place often and don't tip too much or she'll think you're expecting something from her.

>>10065982
this just gives me a really nasty, dark feeling. it makes me ashamed to even eat food in the first place.
I mean, the fact that they weigh you, the sexy waitresses, the dwarf that's clearly only employed because she's a dwarf, the fucking spanking....

I can't quite give it a name. It's just this overwhelming crassness and cynicism and it seems to only come out of American culture, I see it in American porn too.

>drinking anything during the meal
>not only drinking a small cup of tea after your vegan meal

>autists go bezerk defending their retarded gimped old timey cosplay pans
>every fucking day

what is wrong with you people anyway, don't you ever cook anything that requires precision control?

>going to a shitty chain grocery store to eat a sandwich made of third-rate luncheon meat under flourescent overhead lighting

is visualizing this supposed to make me feel happy? it just makes me feel depressed. what in the fuck is wrong with you people. please don't answer that, it's rhetorical. the TVA was a mistake

>trout should be free
>crab should be free
>jamon serrano should be free
>someone should do something about this! the cucks who have more stuff than me should be punished for going to school instead of smoking weed and hanging out by the gas station all day! globalism is bad! give me free stuff!

If you can't afford to eat out, eat at home, you lazy fuck

God I hate poor people

>>8091122
>eating meat that costs $1.88 a pound
Just why. If I couldn't afford to eat good meat from small independent farmers, I'd just go vegetarian.

>>8087075
>putting your mouth that close to the seat on public transportation
Gross

>>8074359
>those lumps
It's fucking whipped cream not butter, STOP already

People like you are why ISI cartridges are preferred when making whipped cream on a large scale

>>8034700
There's so much wrong with this post I don't even know where to begin, but I'd probably begin with "the Soda fountain era as the greatest for drinks gastronomy"

>>7980116
>the pleasure of gulping down a 2 liter coke
How does that in any way give someone pleasure?

Are you actually human?