/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13886174
I always go relatives to eat prob just order pizza+feel sorry 4 myself.

>pizza now cost $30+ for a pie due to corona virus
>no pickup choices
>only delivery
>have to pay a tip or wagies might corona spit into food now because you cannot tip during delivery due to contact less delivery.

sad tomato bread

>>9777299

I'm trying to be healthier but all I can think about is ordering a pizza from this great family owned place right down the street what do

Hi guys.

Anyone here have a great yeast-free pizza dough recipe?

Nothing against yeast, I just don't have any and I can't get any. I have self rising flour, sorghum flour, a couple other goddamn kinds of flour, but no yeast.

What's that, you wrote a computer program, made a little website, you uploaded some videos to Youtube? Well, let me take this opportunity to congratulate you, the monkey learned a trick. Look at you, uploading comments. You're already spewing your vile filth all over the computer, huh? Congratulations! You must have an IQ in the double digits!

Here's a little piece of advice. The next time you're gonna unload your jealousies and inadequacies online, here's a little piece of advice. Here's a little piece of advice, slick. Next time you're gonna go on the computer (mommy and daddy bought you a new computer!), you're going to unload your jealousy and inadequacies on somebody else, on a stranger? Just make sure you don't pick Sam Geno, the son of the Papa Geno Pizza empire. I've bought people like you. I've destroyed people like you. It's nothing for me to call up my father, and have every pizza jockey in the nation have a photo of you, right above their oven. Thinking about you, my personal army of pizza makers.

They'll put sauce on you. They'll lay you out. Swing you around in the air just like in the old movies.

Then they'll destroy you. Piece by piece. Piece by delicious piece. Cheesy piece by cheesy crusty piece. They'll destroy you.

That's option one. Option two is you can apologize to me. Just say you're sorry. Takes a big man to apologize, don't it? Humble yourself before a god, a pizza god?

Anyway. That's about it. Go fuck yourself.