/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8540886
ugh why do you give me these feels

I wish it was 2002 again and only me, my friend, and her vietnamese step-mom were the only ones that knew of sriracha. Now I'm embarrassed to buy it.

>she has a family that loves her
>you don't
I can see where all the hate comes from

>having to hear that pathetic spongebob laugh all day all night echoing through the halls and in your head

I'm afraid when my parents die, they're going to leave in a will stating that I'll be forced to take care of my younger neckbeard brother. He's never worked a day in his life, never finished college, basically just lives and uses up resources while contributing nothing. I'm pretty sure my mom still gives him money and he doesn't even do chores.

>much older friend invites me out to dinner at sushi restaurant
>haven't seen him in a while so why not, gotta be nice
>he writes it off as a business expense
>he starts drinking
>oh boy here we go
>kind of busy in there
>can't get any waitress attention
>"5 dolla sucky sucky?"
>all asian waitstaff
>won't stop saying it till someone pays attention to him
>I awkwardly laugh and hope he stops
>I leave a big tip as an apology to them

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