/ck/ - Food & Cooking

You don't need to say the sheet pizza is for an entire team. We won't judge you. Fat cunt.

>be like 12
>home alone and hungry
>see some crinkle cut fries in the freezer
>always remember seeing cooked fries in this green plastic container whenever we had them
>so this must be how they are cooked
>turn the oven on to uhhhh heat
>put the fries in the plastic bowl, into the oven, and just sit there and wait
>eventually start to smell burnt plastic from the kitchen
>of course, the green plastic container had melted into a water fall
>didn't know what to do so just waited for my mom to get back
>plastic became hard by then
>she spent forever scraping everything out and I'm pretty sure the oven had a plastic smell for a long time whenever it was used
I can't even remember what my plan was. I just turned the oven on and sat the fries in there. Didn't think about how long it would take or what temp I put it on.

>>9307953
As someone that has done more acid than he should have, it really doesn't get any better than that. The only people I've talked to that mentioned intense hallucinations had some kind of pre-existing mental problem, that got amplified by doing acid, or they were straight up lying to impress people.

All acid really does is make you think everything you're thinking at the moment makes complete sense. Keep doing it and you'll think you're the next coming of Jesus goddamn Christ, that you've figured it aaalll out. The guy I used to get acid from started trying to mind control people into doing chores for him for more tabs.

It's retarded, it only makes stupid people more stubbornly stupid. The experience is fun a couple of times for how strange your thoughts get, but passed that, you've gotten everything it has to offer.

>>9257483
I bought some fiorucci brand panino snacks that were just pepperoni wrapped around a stick of mozzarella, and while they tasted alright the aftertaste of the mozzarella would NOT leave my mouth. It kept getting stronger and stronger whenever I ate another one until I fucking blasted out vomit the next day after eating one of the fuckers. Now all mozzarella makes me feel sort of ill if it hasn't been cooked in some way.

>>5441647

>>5441533 here btw

>American Cheese is cheese