/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16429577
Okay listen, I’ll probably be banned (or worse) for saying this but people need to know the truth. Sometime back it was leaked that Townsend is an eternal omnipotent being who exists in the fourth dimension, meaning that he can go through time as we might walk down the street. Townsend chooses to control the world from the safety of rural 18th century America, where he sends codified orders to the Bogdanoffs (his lackeys) through “cooking videos.” This revelation has caused tremendous distress amongst the global elite, who are unable to travel back in time to retaliate against Townsend. The “debacle” mentioned in another comment was a /ck/ thread exposing this, where seven users were found dead with their skins removed, smoked, and coated with nutmeg (Townsend’s calling card). I’m probably next now but I cannot live with the truth. God is dead and now all is Townsend. It’s only a matter of time. Avoid the Bogs at all cost.