/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>out of bread
>really want pb&j sandwich
>out of j
>have tortillas and pb
>throw tortilla on stove using the idea of toasting it like you would toast
>smear pb which becomes runny because surprise, heat makes it less viscous
>Now a speedeating competition before drops of pb drip onto my clothes and I look like I've regressed to being 3 with food shit smeared everywhere around me
>Lose and look like I've regressed to being 3 with food shit smeared everywhere around me
>spend a few minutes cleaning my face with a wet cloth completing the image