/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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STORY TIME
>BE ME
>AT MACDONALDS ORDERING A DOUBLE QUARTER POINDER WITH CHEESE, LARGE FRY, LARFE COKA COLA NO ICE, 20 PIECE NUGGET, AND 2 APPLIED PIES
>NIGNOGS BEHIND ME TALK ABOUT HOW IN ORDERING ALL THE FOOD
>FLASH BENCHMADE POCKET KNIFE
>THEY RUN OFF
>COUNTER BITCH THANKS ME FOR SCARG AWAY THE ROBBERS ROM THE PAST 2 WEEKS
>GET MEAL ONM THE HOUSE
>TELL BITCH T JYST NOT PUT ICE IN MY cOKA cOJA
>GET ICE ANYWAY
>SHIT IN PLAYPEN AREA
TIP COKE FREESTYLE MACHINE ON SIDE
>SMASH TOUCHSCREEN ROBOTS
>THROW SWEAT TEA HOLDER INTO FRYER
>GREASE FIRE STARTED
>WWALK AWAY
HOW WAS YUOUR DAY /CK/?

STORY TIME
>BE ME
>AT MACDONALDS ORDERING A DOUBLE QUARTER POINDER WITH CHEESE, LARGE FRY, LARFE COKA COLA NO ICE, 20 PIECE NUGGET, AND 2 APPLIED PIES
>NIGNOGS BEHIND ME TALK ABOUT HOW IN ORDERING ALL THE FOOD
>FLASH BENCHMADE POCKET KNIFE
>THEY RUN OFF
>COUNTER BITCH THANKS ME FOR SCARG AWAY THE ROBBERS ROM THE PAST 2 WEEKS
>GET MEAL ONM THE HOUSE
>TELL BITCH T JYST NOT PUT ICE IN MY cOKA cOJA
>GET ICE ANYWAY
>SHIT IN PLAYPEN AREA
TIP COKE FREESTYLE MACHINE ON SIDE
>SMASH TOUCHSCREEN ROBOTS
>THROW SWEAT TEA HOLDER INTO FRYER
>GREASE FIRE STARTED
>WWALK AWAY
HOW WAS YUOUR DAY /CK/?

>eating something soft
>*crunch*

>>10197792
Never know, it amplifies for me at different times. Fucked up shit, man.

>>10119965
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Comin' out the damn withdrawal bros, made some good food and not feeling half bad, but uhhhhh, regular cums are like a fraction as good as withdrawal cums pls help I have to go back

>>9276990
also over here like a weirdo searching "mom butts" to rip my dick apart about, I think I'm losing my shit finally

fucking hell 6am come on I can't rip my dick apart fast enoughjfkdsajkfl;jk

how do I make the burning in my face stop god damnit I can hang with withdrawal for the most part and I went to the doc and my liver numbers are still good apparently after ten years of binging into withdrawals every few weeks..... so this burning face shit

dude I got cut off at two stores... fuck. "we cant sell to you, you're drunk"

>>8999953
>>8999940
>>8999929
are you for real m8 fucking drop it on the ground a lot do something fucking else

>>8955321
WONT SELL BECAUSE DRUNK LOL

is this a real thing? I'm black out drunk most times at the store

SO I posted on /b/ last night about music coming from inside my pc, I thought it was a virus... I scanned with like a million things and reflashed my bios.... Turns out I'm having a looping song as an audio hallucination from withdrawal. I figured it out when I turned on my ac and the song got louder. I've heard Allison Road by Gin Blosssoms 7000 times now on barely audible volume, on top of the reg horrible withdrawal. fucking kill me