/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13053359
you don't put things on fries

you don't put things on fries

you don't put things on fries

if you want a condiment for you fries, get a little bowl and put ketchup in it so you can dip your fries in it. though I guess putting salt on fries is okay, but nothing else

>be myself
>go to subway
>they ask me what type of bread I want
>whichever one is white bread
>you mean italian?
>I mean, I want white bread
>the subway servant is already showing me attitude, but he gets me my bread
>what do you want on it?
>ham
>what kind of cheese?
>no cheese, just ham
>people in the line up are making fucking stupid faces now because apparently the concept of a ham sandwich is foreign to them
>the submarine sandwich man's face has a look of disbelief on it as he finally flips my sandwich closed with just ham on it

and they wonder why I don't consider people worthy of respect.

>>12708864
overseas you dumb american overseas

you better live in hawaii

>>12140673
hi, I'm all the americans in america and abroad at the moment. I'm here to tell you that my pizza should have been here twenty minutes ago and I'm not paying for it but I still want it for free.

>>12107694
that's for the servants to figure out

>>11950915
>go to grocery store
>cashier been standing up too long or something
>has a bit of an episode, doesn't actually faint, but he almost did
>so some customer got him a chair
>that's sensible
>others started calling an ambulance
>well, okay, it's not a big deal, but maybe that's an alright idea to get checked out, it could be serious for all I know
>a crowd surrounds the cashier and starts giving him pep talks, while others just stand around and make small talk to eachother
>part of the growing mass just starts picking up items from near the till, like candy bars and dasani from the cooler and offering it to him
>everyone is distracted and no one is scanning my groceries
>I leave the cart and just walk out the door

Eating tomatoes are for plebs, and before you say anything, no, eating ketchup doesn't count as eating tomatoes, that's like saying eating a cake is eating eggs.

Tomatoes, often called the dumb-dumb fruit, named after it's consumers.

>>11869767
no one is forcing you to tip you know

why do people these days have no backbone