/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15847233
>filename
>wheetabix

>>14875455
Thats a woman?

>>14743728
What the fuck is mewing?

>>13826670
>sister got into the spotted dick

Death Cookies recipe
mix 3 live lobsters
4 crushed teeth
3 sasquatch hairs
a cup of AIDS
2 1/2 tablespoons of hammer
and throw it in a furnace at 2000 degrees for 8 eons. and for the rest of your life do not eat it or give it to others.
1 teaspoon of "poison" (poison apple, cyanide or kryptonite)
you only need to use it for a few days
salt
A pinch of vinegar
6 eggs for the lobsters
4 ½ cups of cold water (about 7 ½ cups by weight)
a spoon (if you are using an electric mixer, that will work as well. just make sure your mixer needs some salt. the salt adds to the acidity of the food mix. if the ingredients are salt, you aren't adding enough salt, you still don't want an excess of salt! so you need more water. if the ingredients are warm (like when you were little?) add a touch of vinegar.
Place the lobsters in a bowl. Cover loosely with a clean towel and place the bowl in the sun for 12 hours. If you are using a pressure cooker, or a crock pot for baking, leave them in it for 10 hours. If you would like to see if it works in less than 2 hours, use a piece

>>7076600
>chick fil a
>flavorless

>>5516730
tits or GTF-.........no.....,no. Just leave plx.

>>5482429
>>5483301
the fuck is wrong with yal? I can get peeling it, but you chew that shit?

>>5107005
>can vegans not eat bread?

what are you even?