/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19016063
>I must defend the goyslop. Other people aren't allowed to enjoy interesting flavors that aren't just corn syrup.

>tfw in Canada the only way we can get extra toasty is to buy them in the family size
I CANT MAINTAIN THIS LIFESTYLE IT'S DESTROYING ME

>becone God level home cook
>can make literally anything from scratch that tastes as good as I can get in most reasonable restaurants
>food tastes so du min good I eat a lot of it
>get fat but also addicted to amazing food
>idea of eating bland monotonous healthy diet sounds like mental torture to me now

I drink 2 Mountain Dew cans everyday.

>Going to grab another cream soda
>Between The Bars starts playing
Is this how my life end?

>food inspectors confiscated my ketchup again

A hamburger does not have cheese. A hamburger with cheese is called a “cheeseburger.”
And you shouldn’t have to pay for cheese if all you want is a hamburger.
For years I have been doing battle with fast food clerks and restaurant waitresses over the difference between hamburgers and cheeseburgers because I do not like cheese on my hamburger.
People who want cheese on their hamburgers should be forced to say, “I want a cheeseburger.” I should not be required to say, “I want a hamburger, no cheese,” or even answer a question such as, “Do you want cheese on your hamburger?”
No, I say, because if I wanted cheese I would have ordered a cheeseburger which is what you call a hamburger with cheese on it.
This semantic battle became outright war just today when I was charged for a cheeseburger after ordering a hamburger with no cheese.
“Yes, you have to pay for the cheese because our hamburgers come with cheese,” I was told by a clerk who was rendered speechless when I asked if she would give me money for a diamond ring she did not request, and I planned never to give her.
I slowly explained that I ordered a hamburger and was now being told I had to pay for cheese that I was not getting.
“I’m sorry sir but you have to pay the same price because we sell hamburgers with cheese,” the clerk said, patiently explaining that I would not get any cheese on my burger and completely misunderstanding the point I was trying to make.
The majority of people I have spoken to about this seem to think it is perfectly acceptable to ruin a hamburger by putting cheese on it. Just order a hamburger with no cheese, they tell me.
Through the years I have been charged for cheese I did not order on sandwiches. I could be a millionaire if I got all my money back for cheese I never received.
Customers should not be forced to pay for something they do not want and did not order.
And people should never be forced to say they want a “hamburger, no cheese.”

you can tell there are hella fatasses because of the fatty cope.
>6' and >230lbs
>get called fat
>all the fatties come out of the woodwork
>"nooooo he's just big boned y-you're the dumb twink for being normal sized"

>literally tastes like nothing
>B-bu-bubu-but it taste wike thoap!

>>16121683
>You lost the argument
You will NEVER be a woman

>>16054799
>NOOOO YOU CANT PUT A SUGARY FRUIT ON MY BURGER ITS TOO HEALTHY