/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Two mcDoubles
Large Fries
Large Sprite
Two packets of Honey Mustard

Yes, my name is Robert Paulson and I do indeed have bitch tits.

I love how nobody is answering dumb OP's question about the doneness. Let's keep him guessing!

>>15076450
>he's so poor that he can only afford to eat dead animals

>>14974228
I'm glad

>>14382754
Then go back to Montana

>>14318056
for me, it´s kraut. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpbAbo_A7PM

>Work from home
>Has been absolutely dead this entire last 2 weeks
>tfw have actually started cooking again instead of eating Del Taco 1/2 pound burritos as my main meal

>>13460368
>go to a fast food place that isn't mcdonald's but serves chicken nuggets
>ask for mcnuggets

>>12999477
You're still projecting

>go to panda express
>drive thru
>receive wrong order
>wrong order looked pretty good anyway
>included 2 "premium" items (teriyaki chicken and honey walnut shrimp) plus spring rolls
>almost say fuck it and just eat that
>decide to take food inside and get correct order
>they don't ask for the other order back
>leave with both orders
>park in the adjacent walmart parking lot
>gorge on all of the food
>go home
>jack off to futa

Probly one of the best days of my life to be honest

>tfw I'm a total dick on yelp all the time

Will post review if anyone is interested

MOMMEEEEE ANON MAKE PEE PEE POO POO IN THE OVEN AGAIIIIIIIIIn

>>10090811
>mfw my weekly meal prep consists of putting money from the ATM into my wallet so I can buy mcdonalds whenever I get hungry

>>9520943
Lol he works in the weekend

who /civilized/ here?

>have lamb on the rod
>cook it
>take everything off the rod and eat it with a knife and fork

>>9045299
>a low fat vegan diet is the only diet for healthy people.

Directions back to my house where I have the ingredients to make dozens of sandwiches for close to the same price, most of which spoil and are thrown out because I can't eat them fast enough

>$50 for a steak
dumb apple poster

>>7551428
They tried to execute me but for my last meal I requested a big bowl of beans and a gallon of ice cream (I'm lactose intolerant). Then i pooped all over the guards and all the witnesses that came execution! The executioner himself was so overwhelmed by the smell of my gas that he wasn't able to properly administer the lethal toxins and so I lived. I'm posting this from the prison computer. I overheard the guards talking about rescheduling my execution but they're too scared to execute me after what happened last time. They know I'm a trickster!

Tendies

Im more interested in the reason your in the hospital. What did you get your peen caught in this time?

>>6905093
>friend's kid was selling Papa John's "fundraiser cards" for school fundraiser
>$20 card gives you unlimited 2 for 1 on large pizzas for a year
>didn't buy one
>every time I order pizza I tell them I have a fundraiser card
>they never ask to see the card
>been doing this for years

Papa Johns is shit, I know. But i feel like I'm paying a lot closer to what their pizza is actually worth with when it's 2 for the price of 1

>>6820247
They look just like big Brussels spouts, which in Australia you can buy frozen and they taste better than fresh.

>>6616290
>not seeding his hanburger with activated almonds