/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11770626
every fucking day I have to deal with leftist commie cunts with a perpetual chip on their shoulder, whom cannot fathom and existence that doesn't involve bitching about SOMETHING 24/7
that something has been Trump consistently for far too fucking long now
I'm pretty sure they get even more upset at the fact that they have to breathe, for breathing limits how much they can fucking bitch about everything

>work at hotel
>every time I check someone in ask them to sign a form saying they won't smoke or bring pets into the room
>"does my wife/husband/child/companion/etc. count as a pet?"
>hear this joke multiple times a day for 4 years

>>10224205
>Be me, like 11 or 12
>Eating pizza from local place one night before going out and playing manhunt with friends.
>Love me some red pepper flakes, load the slice up with them.
> Get itch in eye, go to scratch it.
>Ohsweetlordhavemercy.jpg
>One of the flakes got caught in my eye and had worked it's way to the underside at this point.
>It was stuck there for the next 2½ hours
> Finally worked it out after uncountable tears and hosing my eyes out with the vegetable cleaner hose from the sink.
Honestly felt worse than being pepper sprayed.

>>10232405
>tfw immune to the 4chan gay curse

Why can't I be gay, man. I don't enjoy the company of women at all but I'm burdened with being attracted to them exclusively.

>>9824871
I don't. Even small amounts of alcohol make me sick.