/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15159832
oh shit, the chinese buffet memory floodgates have opened

>be young, like 9 or 10 probably
>at a chinese buffet with my dad because that's what we did
>it's friday, packed, and the crab legs come out on the hour every hour
>miss out on the first batch, see that they're bringing more out
>i get up to go get some but by the time i get there there's literally half a crab there (legs attached to body, you guys know what i mean)
>nobody around, grab tongs, grab the piece of crab
>from the darkness of the other side of the buffet, another pair of tongs shoots forward and grabs the piece of crab that i am already grabbing
>look up, see enormous fat guy who id seen pile his plate high with just crab legs the previous time
>we look each other right in the eyes
>eyes locked for like, 2-3 seconds
>feel the piece of crab yanked from my tongs
>fat guy puts crab on plate and walks away without saying a word
>tiny-tim.jpg, still holding tongs standing over an empty vat of warm crab water

fuck boomers and fuck fatasses

>>14944168
I can tell your the type of person who hates aborigines and natives. I can see it in your eyes. Do you also like cutting pizza into squares you monster?
Fucking Christopher Columbus.

>>14940650

of COURSE the japs would make an overcomplicated system for drinking as well as eating. instead of just using caps and forks like every other sane people, they choose to use a marble system and chopsticks.

im really starting to hate japanese people

>>14673420

people are so ignorant in the age of information, and especially so when it comes to nutrition and basic bodily functions/biochemistry.

diabetes is absolutely terrifying stuff. but as you said, it's reversible.

>mfw i hit text limit for the first time in my 4chan career and had to edit

>>11910402
Did anyone ask if you're gay? No one gives a shit. Stop announcing it like its breaking news. I dont go around to anti-anti gay fast food places and announce I'm straight. That's what you sound like btw, there's a reason people don't like people like you and why they won't serve you. No one gives a shit if you suck cock or not but you announcing it when no one cares is the problem. Shut the fuck up already faggot.

>>11386997

what's it feel like to be SO fucking wrong?

fennel is the best vegetable ever made.

>pickled
>roasted
>raw and dressed with olive oil/lemon juice/salt/pepper to go on top of literally whatever
>in salads raw
>pureed
>fronds for garnish
>in place of carrots for mire poix

i vastly prefer fennel in mire poix vs carrots. it's like the PNW version of "the trinity".

>>11165839
>>11166849

answer me you motherfucker, i went to bed last night thinking about this.