/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Work at a dinner theater for first job ever
>On salad bar duty all the time
>Put 4 plates of sardines on the different bars x2 shows a day
>Nobody ever eats them
>End up having to throw them out every couple of days bc rancid
>Just stop putting them out bc wasteful as shit
>Nobody notices for weeks
>Customer walks up to me while I'm refilling the shredded carrots one night
>>"Where the hell are the anchovies?"
>"I'm sorry, sir, it looks like we forgot to put them out, if you'll wait here one sec I'll be right back with a fresh plate of them."
>>"This is fucking bullshit. THERE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ANCHOVIES!"
>I throw a handful of shredded carrots in his face and walk away.
>Customer was paralyzed with rage
>My manager has me apologize to dickhead, then laughs about it with me for the rest of the week