/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6406924

A tiny little fluffball hops through the meadow. The puffball is made mostly of fluff, with tiny little cat ears and beady black eyes.
He enters a conversation with a group of human beings. He poofs his fluff as hard as he can to appear as big and and intimidating as possible, even though he is barely a foot tall.

"Meep meep! You people eat garbage! SQUEAK! Eat from the can for all i carwe. Squeak meep."

The humans went AWWWW and gave the little puffball pats on the head.

The little puffball liked the pats, and tried his best to contain the blush and pleasure that was building up within him, but he was still extremely angry that the humans were not taking him seriously.

>>6345508

Insert the can into your penis.

The penis muscles will crush the can.

The vacuum inside the penis will suck the can's contents into your balls and bladder.

The body will absorb the nutrients from the bladder.

The testicles will digest the food into extra cum.