/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>6025480
i wonder if enough /ck/alifornians ordered the "monkey style" burger and explained what it was, it would be on the unofficial official secret menu

>>6019457
dude, are you seriously this drunk at —:50 (8:50) in the morning?

>>5988674
kek, reminds me of the saying "to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion"
>nice mom jeans

>>5979202
>ingredients outside of Europe
troll me softly pls

>>5979385
...and boom goes the dynamite.

>>5917115
i know you're trying hard to be funny, but i laughed despite myself. it was probably the marmalade.

>>5878395
>>5878392
i used to feel the same way about shredded lettuce, but then i stopped caring or something.

i can understand both sides, here.

>>5844489
what i meant is, i enjoy drinking whisky while eating a slice of pizza in the order (drink), (eat), (drink), etc. usually both are in my mouth at the same time, which is why it's puzzling to me to not like the taste of whisky-soaked pizza.

>>5844476
texture has something to do with it, but if you dip and eat it quickly, the texture of an already-greasy slice of pizza isn't terribly compromised.

>>5822113
hm.. i think the purpose of food trucks is to minimize overhead—less money gets spent on rent, maintenance, etc. and theoretically the savings gets passed to the consumer.

in PDX, this allows good cooks (i.e. immigrants) to open up their kitchen to us without seeking an investor's money. however, bullshit hipster fads have jacked up the market prices, which have—in turn—raised the prices of food that should be cheaper (like tacos and noodles).

there may be a subculture for the kind of people who regularly eat at carts, but for the most part, i think it gets left on portlandia.

convenience is king.

>>5822102
p.s. there are no women on the internet

>>5818480
>>5817866
OP, reach a compromise between these two. light on protein (no red meat) and stay the fuck away from carbs (NO PASTA PUNK BITCH IT'S WEAK).

do some light, bright flavors like lemon, garlic, etc. bitches love pesto. seafood's an aphrodisiac. keep everything in the meal light and something dark chocolatey (maybe with grand marnier) for dessert—this way, she doesn't feel too full, but you end the meal with something rich so it wasn't like she just ate rabbit food.