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>>19802401
Funny Story about ol' Henry Weinhard's

> be me
> 20 years old, in college
> have the hookup at local convenience store
> clerk is my bro and will sell me alcohol under age
> Friday Night
> Gonna get drunk as fuck, probably stoned too
> buy a 12 pack of the sweet nectar that is Henry Weinhard's Private Reserve
> take 12 pack home, roommates are just chillin' playing Halo Reach
> ask if I want to play
> "No thanks, I'm going to work on my piano for a little bit."
> go to room with the Weinhard's
> down like 7 or so within an hour or so
> feelin pretty drunk
> Nice.wav
> GF text, "Hey Anon I just got off work. Want to come over to my place."
> Obviously she wants the D
> she lives LITERALLY in the apartment complex right behind me
> grab the rest of my Henry's and proceed the twenty feet to her apartment
> arrive
> she wants a drink too
> give her a couple of Henry's
> I polish off a few more myself
> not drunk enough
> pop open a bottle of wine
> Her dumpy, dipshit friend called and says she will be over soon
> wut?
> Don't want to dealt with dumpy friend, very drunk as this point
> "Fuck dumpy bitch, I'm going home."
> GF very tipsy at this point, begs me to stay
> notafuckingchance.tar
> GF starts yelling at me
> Start yelling back
> things escalate very quickly, basically in shouting match at this point
> GF calls her mom in drunkin' sadness
> GF's mom is a major cunt, has always hated me
> GF's mom is also a police dispatch in a town 45 min's away
> GF is sobbing to her mom about how horrible I am
> Fuck me, this cunt already hates me, don't add fuel to her fire
> Try to tell GF that his she needs to hang up the phone so we can talk to this out
> no use, she is a really annoying drunk
> flailing my arms, trying to get her to come to her senses and hang up the phone
> she starts screaming saying I am threating her with a wine bottle
> WHAT. THE. FUCK????
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>>18836780
You alright man?

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>>15174720
god i miss al/ck/

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>>14742908
If I don't add water to it my bottle runs out too early.

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>>13950924
>you will never eat a pizza with rumia

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>>13866228
What if you drink cheap whiskey just to get by another day?

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>>13690592

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>>13116502
Liverwurst, onion, emmental, butter. On rye. Whiskey.

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i had to give eating spicy stuff up as a bad job body couldn't take it anymore and i started shitting liquid napalm.

turned i had stomach ulcers and IBS or sum shit.

i have something spicy one a year now but just drink beer to numb the pain instead

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This board is worthless.

>> No.11944325 [View]
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I don't know how much longer I can do this.

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>>11590288
Similiar thing happened to my sister. She was essentiay killing herself keeping over 5 cats in her tiny apartment. When she got hospitalized with pneumonia and my family and I went over to clean her apartmenr I took the cats out into the woods and shot them with my .22.
I told her I put them up for adoption and they got taken by some family in Michigan. She still doesn't know the truth. Sorry sis but I love you and your life is more important than a bunch of fucking cats.

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>>10566154
This one got me.

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-coventry-warwickshire-43101716
Embarrassed to live in this country. Past being angry about it, past being miserable, I just wish I could get away.
>drinks some nice healthy poison

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>>8949782
It's the most hipster grocery option in existence, but they have legitimately good and otherwise difficult to find foods.

Too bad the closest one to me is 45 minutes away.

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>>3677
>>no more nujabes songs because he's dead
This one hurts the most. I can't listen to Shiki no Uta without getting a bit emotional anymore.

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>>8704742
The problem with drinking Long Islands isn't that you'll be outed. The problem is that you've admitted that the only reason you're drinking is to get drunk.
Try some tiki shit instead, maybe a Jet Pilot or a Zombie. At least then, you get liquors that are meant to be together, and you look more original and self-actualized.

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Fug. I've been sober long enough that I'm starting to feel a few seconds here and there throughout the day time, when I don't feel like absolute death. The result being that my mood lifts, and and intense craving for alcohol kicks in hard. How the hell do I make sure that I'm not so unhappy that I want to drink, but also not so happy I want to drink… And not so… Average, that I think fuck it, why not drink?
Jesus Christ, this shit is inescapable

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>>8103665

>tfw the big elements are all crooked and 2/3rds of it don't contact the pan and it heats in cycles so temperature control is almost impossible.

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After my grandma's funeral we went to her house for the after party. About an hour and a half in, my grandpa passed out a plate of sugar cookies she had made for the stagehands at the theatre she acted at. I loved her cookies so much. She would always send some with whatever present she got me for my birthday or christmas. While i was about halfway through my cookie i started tearing up because i realized it'll be my last one ever because she's gone now.

Feels bad man.

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>tfw people actually try to discretely cut the stems off broccoli to save 1/2lb when broccoli only costs $1.50/lb

I wonder if people ever stop and ask themselves if it's worth it.

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As a teenager, my friends and I would steal bread from local bakeries and throw it at hookers and homeless people.

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I only really drink once a week now, and I feel like I was happier when I was getting drunk most days.

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So you have a Moca now. These things are only good for constant coffee consumption because:
1) It needs a thin layer of dried oils to protect the coffee from the aluminium, otherwise it will taste funky. So don't use detergent, just clean it with water. Repeated drying will fixate the protective layer, enjoy your metallic-tasting espresso till that happens.
2) If you shelve it for more than a week the protective layer will be rancid and you will have to remove it using detergent. Enjoy some more batches of metallic crap coffee, then it's ok again.
3) When filling in the water, make sure it stays below the little valve, and make sure the valve is not clogged. The valve is there for a reason, because if the coffee clogs the inner outlet, that valve prevents it from blowing up.

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