/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Here's what you're gonna do: You're going to go to Hofbrauhaus on Harmon and Paradise. You can go with or without a friend, it will make no difference. You will get indoor seating and order the largest meal you think you can handle. Now, when the waitress asks you what you'd like to drink, you get a shot. No soda. No cocktail. No beer either, you'll have time for that later. You ask for a shot and a paddle. The waitress will deliver you your booze and you're going to bend over the table without complaining and let the fine lady spank you. You'll repeat this until the waitresses no longer feel comfortable spanking you, after which you're gonna order a stein of beer and make toasts with the people at your table.