/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11713573
>not wanting fuzz tickle your nose
Faggot

>>11392470
>cheeseburger
>from a box
>spelled "ki-zuba-ga-"

>>11352419
>houses don't burn down

>>11025477
Not at a restaurant, but I have a similar story

>be 26 yo boomer
>older sister wants to throw me a birthday party
>I hate her parties
>tell her no
>she begs and begs and I still say no
>tell her I won't come if she did throw one
>day of 27th birthday
>she invites me over to her house
>its obvious she has a surprise party waiting for me
>tell her I'm not coming over
>she calls me a few hours later drunk yelling at me
>turn off my phone
>next day my nephew told me that she invited several family members, set up an extravagant party, and started getting piss drunk when she found out I wasn't coming
>everybody was just sitting around a Mario Kart birthday cake for a 27 yo that never showed up
>she still thinks I was in the wrong

I don't even play Mario Kart