/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Boston Market
>not in Boston

>mfw on a field exercise and watched a buddy of mine sitting in his sleeping bag
>checking his phone, opens and slams a 500ml can of redbull, finishes the cig he was smoking then lays down and goes to sleep

If I have any caffiene after about 6pm I won't be going to bed until at least midnight.

>>8051720
>hard time convincing the courts of that since I accidentally sent the prof a death threat a few weeks ago

I was not anticipating a /ck/ thread like this.

>living in a tipcuck country

lel

>few months ago order izza
>delivery arrives, it's just under $45
>hand over a $50
>guy puts it away and goes to leave, I'm still standing there
>looks at me
>"Oh did you want your change back?"
>mfw


Even in a country with tipping that would've enraged me.

>>5114245

>how do I read?

>delivery driver ()this is australia mind you)
>food is $32 and something cents
>give him a $50
>he takes it
>pauses for a moment
>oh are you going to need change?
>....yes
>it's just I really hate having to give change in coins because it's a pain in the ass
>well fine just give me $15 in notes then
>yeah right well a tip would be nice you know because I delivered it so fast and that
>on second thought I'll have all my change
>mfw this whole time

I really felt like having a go at that entitled fuckwit. but that wouldn't get anything, seeing how rustled he got from no extra $ at all. drivers in this country get paid higher wages because they don't expect to rely on tips to supplement their income. beside he wasn't even fast he did it just like regular and no other driver demanded more money.

>get grated Parmesan from the fridge
>go to shake it as I walk back to the table
>lid flies off, Parmesan cloud explodes over the entire room

welp

what are some kitchen fuckups you've made?

Why does Bread & Butter work so well?