/ck/ - Food & Cooking

It's called decadent human waste cooks LARPing at the head chef of Louis XVI at Versaille.

You're not an artist. You don't change lives. You cook food for a living. You're a cook. Your customers pay for the opportunity to LARP as medieval French nobles while your waiters dance around them like whores so you can laugh all the way to the bank.

>This skid mark is a chicken, mango, tarragon and turmeric reduction splashed to resemble my 1-year-old's diaper fillings crash-landing onto oversized porcelain.
>It is a privilege for you to dip a single organic English green pea into this ambrosia of the gods.