/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>11601570
I really like gas station/grocery store/vending machine egg salad sandwiches that come in the triangle box. They're really overpriced, and kind of trash, and yet for some reason I've never really developed my own favorite egg salad recipe, and I cook for a living.

Maybe I'll make this next weeks goal, though I'll probably just get drunk and forget.

>wake up at 6:30, knowing that you were still awake at 4
>alarm set for 8
>head throbbing and belly burning
>hit snooze twice and get up to bathroom and ice water
>get up and realize just how terrible you feel really feel
>start coughing uncontrollably when reaching down to flush the toilet and immediately take anti-nausea pill
>drink a few sips of water and move onto vodka, because work is only a few hours away and you're opening and working through the dinner rush and need to somehow find some appetite
>never find enough appetite to eat anything but get sufficiently intoxicated to drive to work
>get home after a 10 hour day without eating and start drinking
>decide to go grocery shopping, despite the fridge being full, but can't remember anything you actually need other than milk, which always goes bad because you almost never use milk
>the kind old lady at the checkout asks if you want to donate $10 to something which they'll match and you have to say, "not today"
>realize you bought too much for your one bag after paying and she gives you a bag for free out of pity
>get home and unload your groceries
>pic fucking related

Anyone else know this feel?