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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5q8RFpkAyM

The typical burger adolescent is expected to invite the opposite sex on “a date” as a matter of social and cultural convention.

Such consumption of fats and calories is considered typical “single servings” amoungst burger teens whilst “dating” according to the USDA and American Health Officials.

The burger adolescent courts a typical American female with a “date”, consisting of multiple courses of food among many hours in one sitting. Excess consumption is viewed by burgers as sexually desirable, and coitus with a “thicc” woman is considered the hieght of burger romantic prowess.

Obviously the only option superior to the spoon is hands.

>americans stopping for a light snack before pre-dinner

>>12418635
They have a burger worth 20,000 calories. That's ten times the recommended caloric intake for the day.

Do americans really?

The typical burger adolescent is expected to invite the opposite sex on “a date” as a matter of social and cultural convention. Upon the successful consumption of excess calories and fat the adolescent may “get lucky” and engage in coitus. Upon completion the burger will inquire “do you want fries wit ‘dat” as is the cultural norm.

The burger adolescent courts a typical American female with a “date”, consisting of multiple courses of food among many hours in one sitting. Excess consumption is viewed by burgers as sexually desirable, and coitus with a “thicc” woman is considered the hieght of burger romantic prowess.

You may now end your life you inferior europoors

>>10787298
Better than the multiple buckets of KFC these fine ladies have been passing around

This is American cuisine.