/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Can we talk about bullshit?

>Everlasting Gobstoppers bran jawbreakers
>Last a minute tops, really no more than any other hard candy
>Can be easily bitten into immediately with minimal effort

I mean, as far as the flavor goes it's fine it's just sugar balls and as you suck if you choose to suck you can notice a change in flavor, but the main gimmick it presents itself with is a complete and utter lie

>everlasting gobstoppers
>everlasting
>can be consumed in seconds
>calls itself a jawkbreaker
>can easily be bitten into pieces with minimal effort

They should have just called them sugar balls, sugar flavored balls. They are in no way a jawbreaker