/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16569466
>mouth feel

>>8545894
>not folding your omelette

>Ex-wife is Sofia Vegara
>Girlfriend is Scarlett Johanssen
>Ex-wife still wants his dick

>>7569763
>here have some boneless ''''wings''' my man.

>eating chicken nuggies
>an adult

pick one and only one

>grow up with a single dad
>he eats nothing but TV dinners and porridge
>anything green is unedible because of "pesticides"
>stove is off-limits because he can't stand anything getting dirty
>get permission to boil eggs
>banned from cooking anything after some water stains are found
>forced to eat microwaved food for years
>eventually get a hotplate and cook outside in the rain
>fuck this shit
>start eating out everyday
>get fat as fuck and ill
Thanks pa'

Every doctor he ever saw said he's in the shape of his life. Bloodwork is phenomenal and all that. How does he do it when he just eats garbage?

>watching TV show/movie
>"Two beers please"

>>7174936
this explains why they messed up my order literally every single time when i lived in cleveland

>white couple go to asian restaurant
>say food was good but service is terrible
>rate 1 or 2 stars

every time

>tfw you think it's lime but it's fucking green apple