/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Put 2 Tbsp of cocoa powder in my coffee today instead of the usual 1
I didn't even earn it
I'm so naughty

They sell mushrooms with paper bags you can put them in, so I put oyster, shiitake, criminis or whatever and ring them up as button

>>18241569
>customer orders a medium bbq burger, no bbq sauce
>accidentally put bbq sauce
>wash it under tap, put it back on grill for 20 seconds per side then remelt cheese on top
>nobody is the wiser

>hot sauce
>put it in the fridge

'rog on the 'log

I'd like a single bypass burger and a water, please.

I'd eat it.

>>17610019
One of my favorite things to do at work is take people's buggies when they walk away for a second, and start putting things back up. They look around all panicked like "Where's my cart it was just here!!!" Then they have to get a new cart and start over. If I get caught I just say I thought someone left it out, which does occur all the time, perfect plausible deniability.

>>17348105
The trick is to use the self checkout and ring them up as buttons

>go to Wendy's
>grab receipt out of outside trashcan
>go inside and say they forgot one of the items on the receipt
>get free food

>>16828726
>I didn't tip and instead squirted ketchup all over the table and left. I'm not allowed to go back there and couldn't be happier.
devilishly based

>>16748815
>ring up oyster mushrooms as buttons they are in a paper bag
>make spice mix from bulk spice bins ring up as onion powder
>if they have it loose just pocket a whole nutmeg
>fill bag with pinenuts place that bag inside another and fill with peanuts looks like a bag of peanuts and rings up like peanuts

>>16726462
I'm not telling him

>>16660665
Shitty whole foods pizza. since they added self checkouts i can ring up 3-4 slices as 1.

>Hot Behind

>>16593890

>>16461984
I will have nostalgia for pretending it's good to trick people on /ck/ in to eating it

>>16456828
saber a bottle of red wine all over the table

>>16456416
>Mom interested in trying white tea
>Tell her she is getting an aged white from a cake
>It's actually a cheap oolong with a few drops of honey added
>Loves it, says it's amazing how sweet regular tea can be
>"Yes mother, that is called Hui Gan, it's quite a sophisticated taste."
>Keep all the high quality aged white for myself

>Brew up some silver needle as a treat on my Dad's birthday
>He says it's the best cup of tea he's ever had
>It's actually just a weakly brewed cup of Bai Mudan with a few drops of honey added
>Keep all the high quality silver needle for myself

>Tell sister I'm serving her premium dragon well tea
>She marvels at the nutty aroma from a green tea
>It's actually just green tea from a teabag with a smudge of peanut butter I added to the bottom of the cup
>Keep all the high quality long jing for myself

>>16453160
>go to grocery
>bag up honeycrisps
>go to self checkout
>ring them up as red delicious

>>16442883
>mushrooms
I always grab criminis/shitakes/oysters or whatever and ring them up as buttons

>>16216278
thick cold milkshakes

>>16190151