/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Loose friend make me mad
>Decide on revenge
>Make sandwiches for us one day not long after
>Lick the lunchmeat I put on his, wipe my asshole with the lettuce
>Scratch dead skin from between my toes onto chips

Any stories of revenge or pranks?

people making "nomnomnom" sounds
people licking their fingers while eating shared foods
people talking about bowl movements while eating

oh yeah, i had this one friend who would always make ramen as a snack for everybody but he refused to get individual bowls, so there'd just be a bunch of guys huddled around a giant bowl of ramen all eating out of it, and he'd ask why i wasn't having any, like really?

>MFW people are actually defending the idea of ketchup as pasta sauce, because it's from Japan

I've....I've heard stories of people like this, but I've never witnessed it before. Now I understand why everybody despises Japanophiles.