/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12748773
>do the coupon where you read about 3 books, write them down and then you get a free mini pizza
>go get pizza with dad
>dad tells me to get a newspaper from a dispenser for him
>try to open it but drop mini pizza box, it opens and falls face down onto the pavement
>dad calls me a dumbass, throws the pizza into the dumpster
>drive home and tells me that I can either eat the vegetable pizza or go hungry