/ck/ - Food & Cooking

In honour of my new sauce related injury, what are some of the worst ways you've ever hurt yourself while cooking /ck/?

I've cut myself a few times before, but they were just little nicks. Tonight I managed to burn myself pretty badly while stirring some noodles. I guess one of the noodles got stuck to the bottom of the pot, and the spoon I was using sort of skipped off of it and catapulted a rather large amount of thick boiling sauce onto my arm and melted a good layer of skin off.
I've never burned myself so badly that the skin just fell off instead of becoming a water blister before, its pretty neat. Hurts like a bitch though and has been oozing healing fluids for hours,