/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16412646
BSKETT!!!!!!!!!!

>>14834644

>>14723768
>living in a literal flyover state
jesus FUCKING christ. that was your first mistake you absolute faggot but i thought that was so obvious it didnt need to be mentioned. holy shit i am not kidding just move what the FUCK!!!!!!

>>14720144
holy fuck WHAT!!!!!

>>14631062
literally even calling it "sunday gravy" without beef/pork fat in it
holy shit OP i dont say this often and I dont mean this lightly but seriously fucking kill yourself.

>>14611888
GREEN PESTO MASTERRACE

RED IS FOR SAUCE NOT PESTO YOU DESPICABLE DOUBLENIGGER!!!!!!!!1

>>14090862
bae is not a good cook

>>13840257
Eggs. Because people dont treat it as a fucking ingredient like it is you god damn faggots. It is not its own dish, it is an ingredient and it is one of the best most important ingredients there ever was, but it is nothing more.

>>13726305
>using a pasta machine

>>13704349
LOOK HERE YOU FUCKING SCUM F A G G O T. THE TOMATO IS GODS ONLY SINGLE FOOD GIFT TO US. JUST KYS YOU DISGUSTING FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND YOUR FATHER IS A FAGGOT JUST LIKE YOU, THEY ARE DELICIOUS PLAIN BUT THAT IS NOT THE FUCKING POINT. THEY ARE BEST AS AN INGREDIENT AND THEY ARE THE GREATEST AND MOST VALUALBE INGREDIETN WE HAVE. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13689912
AYY TONE

GET THE BASEBALL BATS

>>13677799
>cheap wine
>1kg beef
>can of tomatoes
>god tier
I dont even know where to begin. First you didn't even mention the soffrito. Second, cheap wine makes cheap sauce. Third, BOLOGNESE does not use fresh tomatoes, it uses Tomato concentrate and stock. FOURTH, You use half beef, half pork for bolognese. Fag.

>>13624508
That isn't bolognese.

>>13616051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_BGPTK3GQk

this FUCKING faggot putting fucking COTTAGE CHEESE in baked ziti

FUCKING KYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13597291
>t. brainlet

>>13584056
yeah that too. why do you fucking faggots have to wear hoodies and vans everywhere? what the fuck is wrong with you? put a collar on youre in public. what an absolute disgrace

>>13501745
Back in the pot faggot, youre not even halfway there. You just made meat floating in tomato juice that is not bolognese.

>>13475786
FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>13473395
>didnt blanche and blend
You ruined it,you worthless piece of shit

NOOOOOOOOO WADDYA MEAN YOU BREAK DA SPAGHETTI IN HALF??

>>12800489
OOOOOHHHHHHHH

>>12784418
>pelmeniS

pelmeni is plural you absolute hotdog

>salting your spaghetti water