/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>5355222

It's not a sunk cost fallacy if the leftovers serve as an alternative to consuming food that hasn't been purchased or prepared yet.

Learn what "sunk cost fallacy" means. Also straw man and moving the goalposts.

You're clearly projecting.

>>5308065

You don't need to stick to rice and beans if you learn to cook.

Yes

>>4991908

You obviously aren't looking very hard. Stop going to Whole Foods for everything.

>>4918397
>That statement was not made as a fabrication

Of course it was.

>>4892760
should have learned to cook

>>4763874

this is true

I just made the best salad dressing I've ever had.

1 tablespoon honey
1 tablespoon yellow mustard
1 tablespoon dijon
2 tablespoon apple cider vinegar
1 tablespoon EVOO
Dash of black pepper
Dash of sea salt
Dash of crushed red pepper flakes
Dash of oregano

Next time I'd like to add some minced garlic.

The amounts can definitely be modified. I eyeballed all this. Anyway it was fantastic. The honey mustard aspect tasted truer than anything Ive gotten out of a bottle, yet it was easily light enough to dress a salad with subpar iceberg lettuce

>hungry while having indigestion
>kill me
Fuck. I didn't get to eat until 5pm yesturday, and I got drunk first. Ended up inhaling pizza to the point of crippling indigestion. Been in pain ever since. Hungry, heartburn, gas, and constipation. Wat do?

>>4506606

I scrounged up 5$ worth of change. Haven't eaten in 24 hours. I'm going to walmart later. But won't be able to cook anything.

What should I buy?

>>4391629
>I am also a povertyfag and just can't believe some of the prices I have been seeing. It costs so much more than the garbage I had been eating

Yeah, I mean except you're objectively wrong

/sp/ and /fit/ always have to make an issue out of where they're from, I don't understand this

Anyway, look into Mark Bittman's minimalist column/books/etc.
Rouxbe internet videos
Pre-1980s copies of Joy of Cooking
America's Test Kitchen has good info even though it's racist

Side note: a lot of folks here are into the cult of alton brown but I find many of his recipes disgusting and it detracts from whatever entertainment value his show may have. Personally I'd recommend you avoid him until you know enough to separate the stupidity from the truth, but I'm sure a lot of people will disagree

Welcome to /ck/, you can look forward to going through the usual stages of development:

1. Ki/ck/ed out of home stage: Go down to the dollar general, buy every spice in sight, and a cast iron pan. Look up EMT videos and try to emulate them.

2. Early ne/ck/beard stage: Go down to Trader Joe's and buy some factory seconds from the meat factory. Cook it in the cast iron pan and finish with PHS and Sriracha.

3. Late ne/ck/beard stage: Discover IPA and spend all your money on that. Eat stolen ketchup packs from your local McDonalds, and go to Chipotle once a week as a treat. Make regular "what are you drinking" threads to circle jerk with other poorfags about what a fancy lad you are for drinking "expensive" beer (or craft brew as you call it). Become morbidly obese.

4. Scea/ck/ stage: Become addicted to crystal meth, lose your moobs, your home, and your anal virginity, develop a highly complex delusion that hit men from the Olympic Swim Team want you dead. Move to Canada illegally to get away from the Olympic conspiracy, and survive on lentil froth and angel hair pasta decorated with parsley.

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