/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19719873
Get fucked cunt.

>>19197668
>Be Ausfag
>Light fire on the beach to cook freshly caught Crackerwackerjoodoo steak
>Sand immediately goes up in flames because it's dry from baking in the 65C heat
>Beach burns for a week and the fire spreads destroying 700 hectares of land
>100 people and thousands of animals die
>Go to prison for arson and domestic terrorism
>Have to share a cell with some abbo cunt called Jeff for 15 years

This is a knife.

>>18214517
Say that to my face and not over the internet.

>>18150030
>Under toasted bread
>No butter
>Knife and fork on the wrong side
>No pepper
>No cheese melted on top
>Sauce is thick meaning beans have barely been heated

>>17965189
>Talks about people being full of hot air
>Adds water and a lid
Just keep turning them cunt

>>17957883
>a metric fuck ton of pulled brisket
>4,000 Calories
>Suggests a metric ton of pulled brisket
That would be 4,000,000 calories you fuckin dumb cunt.

>>17891396
I dislike competing noises. The non stop talking, it's a wave of voices. Imagine Bees in a hive but human voices at so many different levels. Just shut the fuck up cunts.

>>17858857
Fuckin mate off cunt

>>17768982
Yeah that's what I was saying. I thought it was fucked that he'd get a bottle of wine per person but only 12 beers. It's customary where I live to BYO anyways so it's not really an issue. Fucking buying liquor for 20 cunts, especially the way mother fuckers here drink.

>>17734161
This bitch makes me unnecessarily angry. That stupid shit she does, her stupid horse face, and that stupid look she always has on her fucking face. Fuck you /ck/ for saving this shit and then making me watch it, bunch of cunts.

>>17595278
Reddit

Spacing

Go

Back

Then

Kill

Yourself

>>17588194
>I'm an Aussie as well. It's just a weird pattern I've been noticing.
>Be Aussie
>Post during Aussie hours
>Why's everyone an Aussie m8?

I fucking loathe meatloaf. Have never once enjoyed it in my life. The days my dad told me meatloaf was for dinner it actually made me feel dejected. I am not a fussy eater, and my dad is a very competent cook, but fuck meatloaf, fuck meatloaf up its stupid fucking ass (That goes for that fat cunt musician bitch too)

>>17497211
>It's not a question of comprehension, it's a question of Americans being stupid
I may be stupid, but I'm not a fuckin American. Even with a single digit IQ that was offensive.

>Spend time and effort making a meal
>Some basic bitch puts ketchup on it
I don't know any people like this but it would annoy me. If I did know someone like this I probably just cook whatever basic shit they eat rather than wasting my time and effort on something that won't be appreciated.

Tl;dr Auscunt

>>17339490
This but a butter rub made of softened butter, thyme, rosemary (any herbs you want), garlic, salt, pepper, lemon juice and zest. Baste every half hour. Save some pan juice to make gravy. I do this but with chicken and I stuff garlic and rosemary into the cavity. When I make the gravy the garlic breaks apart under the whisk. Garlic and chicken pan juice gravy is the fuckin tits mate.

>>17302806
>asking fellow anons for advice is just fun
No, it's literally a bunch of retards wanting to be spoonfed.
>What rice cooker should I buy
>What non stick pan should I buy
>What butter should I buy
You faggots need to use Google. I've literally seen threads on people asking advice on how to eat, and how to boil water...

Ducks make more of a mess and can fly, and need a body of water. Chickens are earth rockers and don't need a pond or lake like some sort of water bitch.

>Avocado on toast
>A meme
I've been eating avocado on toast for 30 years. What kind of ass fuck backwards place are you from?

>>17237158
Shut up cunt. I've been making curries longer than you've been cooking.

>>17208311
THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING CUNT!! THEY TRIED TO GO GOURMET WHEN WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF GAY'MET BASIC BITCHES!!