/ck/ - Food & Cooking

What are some of the most pleb food-related things anyone has said to you?

>Mushrooms have no taste
>Obviously you open a banana from the stem side
>I don't put condiments in my burger because I actually want to taste the meat
>You can't have that for breakfast! That's not breakfast food!

>>5407522
>$25 deal still spilt. Maybe they're not made for anything but carrying gingerly
what the fuck do you expect it to do? if you have it opened, it's going to spill

>so good you won't miss the meat

>pick up chinese food for family
>dad says, "oh, we're having some chinky wink tonight?
>mfw

yeah, because who cares about animal cruelty

>>5190532
>girlfriend

>>5186932
>>5186938
>>5186940
>3 posts a minute or so apart in a row on a slow board
>all saying the same dumb shit
Yep, samefag shitposter.

>>5135238
>sammich

>mfw i find out my girlfriend likes her steak well done and gets sick if she sees any red or pink
do i break up with her?

>>5126756

>>5099929
>They're 1 dollar at Walmart and for most you just need beef, chicken, and milk

>forget to turn the oven timer off
>loudly beeping in one minute intervals
>don't feel like going into other room to turn it off

>>4849118

>>4687979
>My weekly food budget is about $80.

>bread recipe
>uses volumetric measurements