/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10011265
I was at a store trying to get a rare-er food item to make christmas dinner. That's when I really scared myself:

Was in the store trying to get this shit. The store was packed wall to wall. I'd driven 30 miles to get here through the worst of holiday shopping traffic. And here was this fucking moose of a downey meandering in front of me.

I rammed him with the cart. I didn't even think about it. Just a 'move, bitch get out da way' maneuver. He looked really shocked and emotionally hurt. But he -did- get out of my way.

Fuck, man. I never knew I had that in me.

>>9516369
Hey bitch! I'm glad you have Professor X's Mind Powers so you could instantly know all 58 people were meat eaters.

>>9170892
Same. But I had to stop cold turkey due to a family emergency and having to make repeat trips to hospitals.

>I can't even drink now to keep the crazy at bay.

>>9034711
>There should be a Jack containment board that's not /ck/.

Ya post Jack outside of /jck/ and it's a ban.

>>8989922
And at 20.95 I don't want ANY food falling out. What, that's like 30 cents falling into the abyss for every dropped fry!

Fuck you, Hal!

>>8918539
>Go to Krogers.
>Trans woman bags my groceries.
>Say 'Thank you sir.' just out of forced habit of politeness.
>Spaghetti-a-flyin.webm

I wasn't even trying to be disrespectful. I just had a strict upbringing where you were expected to say "Thank you, sir." Or "Thank you, ma'am." That gets you Death Glares now. Thank you, Catholic Parents! You ruined my fucking life.

I forced myself to live for another whole week for this.