/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>grown adult
>still eating pizza

>work at kfc
>one coworker is some high school faggot stoner that dicks around all shift
>comes in the evenings smelling like weed bruh XD
>wearing fucking toms on this evening
>roastie on assembly got fucking butter on the floor
>fryboy slips and goes arm first into fryalator
>screaming like a tom and jerry sound fx
>manager afk
>tell shelly to call 911
>first aid license so tending to his dumb ass
>hes KOd from pain
>drive thru customers still screaming for muh chiken
>amberlamps shows up
>manager alerted by shelly before hand
>his fat ass shows up and starts yelling for whats going on
>goes off on us for incoming lawsuit
>tell him it's entirely stoner kids fault
>assistant manager and floor leader fired because they didnt show up since it was day after prom (only adult employee was manager)
>promoted to assistant manager and strong arm that shit
>quit after working by self 2 days in a row