/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7554837
>i eat poop
>wash it down with my gf's period blood
>parched 26 to 28 days of 30

>>6052274
I fell you bro, the one that slammed the door in my face was not my only fuckstorm.

>be 30 and single
>move to new state to start phd program
>meet a cute funny grill grad student who can keep pace with my drinking and laughs at the same shit as me
>mfw she's married
>mfw they're separated and she wants the d
>mfw we spend 8 months drinking, fucking, laughing and enjoying life
>mfw her divorce goes through
>mfw she suddenly decides that she has been unfaithful to her ex-husband and needs to try to re-establish that relationship
>i was fucking used so hard