/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Find a flaw.

Let me know when Maine grasshoppers are a thing. Not eating grasshoppers from third world shitholes like Mexico.

Any examples of his hypocrisy?

>Don't put salt in your eggs before cooking, or they'll go gray

I've never seen gray eggs in my entire goddamn life

ITT: Your restaurant is on an episode of Kitchen Nightmares and Gordon Ramsay has just arrived.

creme fresh

Gordon Ramsay is literally a hack.

RIGHT, PAN ON

Why does he always looks like in his cooking video thumbnails like he's taking a 20 inch dildo up his ass?

>mfw I forgot to let the knife do the work

>can't cook pasta
Is there a bigger hack in the history of cooking?

>in the UK
This is pretty bad, man. Let's try to think of ways you could improve this.
>in the US
THIS FOOD TASTES LIKE VOMIT AND YOU SUBHUMANS SHOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED TO SET FOOT IN A KITCHEN EVER AGAIN

Dear Gordon,

I have a small confession. Forgive this pouring of my heart.

I cherish Kitchen Nightmares, where we first met. The moment I clapped eyes on you, I knew you were going to be a spicy prince. Recently, I have began to regard you as much more than just a spicy prince.

My feelings for you intensified when I saw you cooking in the moonlight. I was further wowed by your tremendous 'spicin' it up' skills.

You have wrinkles like exuberent zucchini and the most tasteful transplanted hair I've ever seen. When I look at you, I just want to caress those exuberent zucchini wrinkles and kiss that tasteful transplanted hair.

You're so special with your yummy ways. The way you handle your greasy ex shows great professionalism and sensitivity.

I know that to you I'm just a skilled nutter but I think we could be happy together, camping like two bloody stupendous raccoons.

Please, say you'll be mine Gordon!

All my love
Anon

kimchi belongs on grilled cheese only

If British cuisine is so bad, how come the most famous chef in the world is a brit?

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>>14720613
>>14720596
hey retards,
you're supposed to season it.

>>14698593
Wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0LD1m8EIKY

Why is he so into cooking “rustic”?

OH FUCK OH SHIT HE’S HERE, IS THAT A CAMERA CREW? ANONS QUICK YOU GOTTA RECOMMEND SOMETHING GOOD TO SERVE HIM

Dubs decide what we serve mister Ramsay from OP’s menu

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literally me in picrel

The only reason you'd go vegan is if you want to be a twink with luscious thighs and sensitive nipples granted by the wonders of soy alternatives. Do you want to be a twink, anon? Do you want to bend over and let me pound your cute little bussy? Make your choice...

Cooking is very easy. Just read the fucking instructions.