/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12109673
>take the mrs out for a nice dinner after a long work week
>just looking to relax and enjoy a good meal
>get to dessert
>see menu has hot fudge sundae, figure why the hell not
>see the waiter's face light up
>few minutes later, a series of loud clangs comes out of the kitchen
>they bring out a giant fucking rock to the table
>think "what the fuck is this, I just wanted a simple hot fudge sundae"
>they fucking pour fire on it
>rock starts melting
>I think I'm about to be murdered and served to some billionaire and this is just their way of signifying that
>start to see it open up
>oh god it's got something in it, what horrors await me
>my fucking face when it's my dessert

>>9617190

>>9559034
B-but they're both whole grain

>>9204887
>Hot or cold Hot Dogs?
>Hot or cold Hot
>cold Hot