/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19477178
>>19477179
>>19477181
>>19477187
Stargazy pie

>>18172285
>Which city has the best slice? And why is it London?

>>16112508
>What would a "British" pizza be like?

>>15213169
Stop trying to push bugs and bony fish onto people.

You're just mad because you cucked yourself into never eating a juicy grass finished dry aged ribeye and will instead opt for a diet that solely consists of unsustainably caught fish marinated in corexit.

Meanwhile I eat whatever the fuck I want. Surf AND turf.

>>14481266
ok then, while youre bleeding out, try the fish head pie

>>14267132
> British cuisine

So I just got back from a vacation in the UK and while there, I stopped by a “chippy shop” to get some real English fish & chips (that the Jews taught the Bongs how to make) and was about to take a bite when I heard a loud bellowing from the back of the joint;

“Oi guv’na, where’s me mash’n mallet?!”

I looked over to see an absolute hamplanet with a trough fish & chips on the table calling over the waitress, who said; “Sorry luv, I’ll be back in two shakes of a lambs tail with that!” and returned with a Gallagher-sized wooden mallet, which the hogbeast proceeded to swing with multiple over-head blows into the food trough, mashing her fish & chips into an unrecognizable pulp.

I was about to ask WTF was going on, when suddenly everybody jumped up and started singing “God Save The Queen” and when I looked out the window, the queen’s gilded carriage went rolling by, pulled by a pack of snarling corgis.

>american food is a disgrace for the human race
>meanwhile, in britain

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>>13004458
> 1 piece of fish
> 9 french fries
> a tablespoon of peas

Looks like a rip-off to me, you should have gotten the pizza instead.

>>12199536
do the british even have food thats not brown?

cum on, it's edible isn't it?

what the fuck is wrong with British people? Look at this. Just look at this. How fucking disgusting. Yuck! Gross! Ew!
How Repugnant.

British cuisine on the whole is rather mediocre, but cucumber sandwiches are something I can actually get behind. Very nice, crisp, and fresh

Why is British cuisine so vomit inducing- why do they eat this shit?

>This is a real thing in the UK
Please explain yourselves. Also, UK food thread. Show me your most delectable dishes.

>>9152448
Yummy fish head pie anyone? It's British!

>>8888137
>>fat is bad, lean everything
>>if you eat more than two eggs a week you'll die
Stop in any keto thread for a minute and you'll see these 2 memes alive and well. Doesn't matter which board.

Pic not related--merely an example of british cuisine.

>>8888241

Do Britons really eat this?

Do Britlards actually do this?