/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Does /ck/ really understand what poor mean?
Like, survivring of noddles because you only have a few cents left.

Considering you have your bare minimum of calories to survive. How to take enough vitamins to not irreversibly damage your health? Our potatoes enough? What if y ou are vegetarian?

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Always hungry. Whether I eat or don't. I've hit a brick wall in my weight loss. Stuck in my current form. Exercise gives me headaches(not fucking memeing). Best I can do is go for long walks. Forever fat. Forever suffering.

>>11395804
>tfw no store sells them where I live

Dad's gf puts molasses and honey in the pasta sauce I can't fucking make this shit up

Il était la fine fleur de la gastronomie française. Le cuisinier du siècle. Une perte inimaginable pour la France, les français et notre patrimoine gastronomique.

Il est maintenant dans les cuisines du paradis, et fait la cuisine pour Dieu.

Reposez en paix Mr Robuchon.

We'll never see him cut a pineapple in half, because of his stroke arm....

*crying sounds*

>tfw the only reason you go there is for the mint shake and they're limited
Why are they so cruel? Is it because they know people would become 500 lbs just inhaling them? I will never understand how people can like that disgusting shamrock shake at McDonald's.

Anyway, their portions seem perfectly fine to me, OP. Maybe you just go to a terrible one that jips you on the meat.

>>10308008
>all those poor dogs

I wish.

>>9725224
>This frail man is probably not a virgin yet I am
Stop posting this

>have no allergies
>people think I'm weird

>>9304006

>>9271133
>ywn have doritos 3ds ever again
These used to be my shit. why even live?

Cini-Minis

>/co/ gets a very charming tumblresque and lovely fusion of foods with /ck/
>meanwhile my board gets horse porn, gore, torture, and fluffy cartoon horses being horrifically tortured in various ways that actually deeply disturbs me on an emotional level

why do you guys get everything good this isn't fair

>You'll never sit around campfire roasting boar with your brothers-in-arms, drinking ale, freckled qt sitting on your lap.

>tfw I fell for the craft beer meme

>mfw the waitress says "Terrible choice sir I'm going to have to escort you off the premises for your shit taste."

i tried to sharpen my knives and now they're worse than before

>Used to be a fat little shit at school
>Mom would always pack 10 Uh-Oh, Oreos into my lunchbox
>Always ate every bite
>Started getting bullied for my weight one day
>Uh-Oh Oreos became the main target of it
>Kids started picking on me by making me do something wrong then smacking an oreo on me and saying ''UH OH OREOS!"
>for example they would throw an oreo at me while I was drawing or writing and say 'uh oh oreos' when I made a mistake or smear my ass with normal chocolate oreos then say "anon pooped his pants! Uh Oh! Oreos!"
>grew to hate these oreos because of them
>my last ever memory of that school is crying in the nurses office because I scraped my knee and turned around to see a little man made out of uh oh oreos and the other kids saying ''he tripped you, uh oh oreos!''

>Be British
>Want to try some Pocky
>Go out
>Ask someone for directions to the nearest Asian market
>they point me to a nice little shop in the corner
>go in
>smells strange, like curry, probably Thai curry, owner must be Thai
>turn to the owner
>he is very brown
>must be south Indonesian
>look him in the eye
>'POCKY'
>he gets mad
>asks what I called him
>Say 'POCKY' again as loud as I can
>suddenly hs 10 cousins come out of the back of the shop with machetes
>behead me in the street
>head gets arrested for racism

>Used to live with couple
>Girl was qt as fuck so naturally I acted like a beta
>Used to wait for them to have sex then prepare them beans on toast for when they were finished
>Thought this made me likely to get sex
>they would come out of the room kissing and say stuff like ''bean boy is done!'' and take the food then say ''and now bean boy becomes bus boy'' when handing the dirty plates for me to clean
>eventually got fed up of girl not proposing sex
>made them their beans one day ''with one key difference''
>put my picture on the toast
>beans were meant to represent the girl, so she was on top of me
>they start eating
>male who has my female bits into the picture of me
>coughs it out
>''what the fuck is this beany?''
>tell him ''its a picture of me, I am taking your girlfriend'
>they both laugh, finish their food, I clean plates as normal
>goes on for another 3 months before I move out

wasted hours overall

maybe she would... if she existed

>>6912254
>getting the under 18s government dental discount for your wisdom teeth

Why do I still live