/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Why yes, I do ask for chopsticks at Panda Express

>>16680630
>secret meetings between Soros and Obama
Heh, yea, okay there bud. Sure then Mr. Chud. Sure thing. So believable. And what did they discuss at that meeting? How to systematically kneecap the middle class and intensively concentrate wealth among the elites all while riling up the lower classes into a distracting frenzy as those in the middle class have the floor beneath them whittled at and gnawed away from both sides thereby eliminating the single greatest threat to the established ruling class that seeks complete dominion over its subjects? That what they talked about? Heh, sure thing kid. Sure thing.

>>12639763
You shouldn't eat chocolate because it has caffeine.

>>12131780
based mac bro

>Not barbecueing your pasta
Lmao plebs

Whole Foods? More like WHOLE PAYCHECK!

>>10856839
>He doesn't own a 100% damascus iron cooking katana

>>10751649
>Smoking tobacco doesn't "taste" like anything
>Being a tastelet

>buying wine
>please wait for authorization
>no one comes
>pay and leave without authorization

>He does make his own water by harvesting the moisture from the air

>not cleaning and making a drink while that one minute goes by

>>9506551
>not ordering delivery taco bell and mcd's

Two scoops of vanilla

>>8619144
>without any harmful metals or plastic other garbage in it

Good luck if you live in a metropolitan area.

>drinking whisky with ice

>>8175449
holy fucking shit, i lost to this, thank you my friend.

>>7616569
>but you're monsters
What a stuck up prick.

>>7526525
Using the computer is uncomfortable. With my phone i can sit or lay in ANY position i want.

>>7506940

Case in point. Women will NEVER understand baked beans.

Show me a better carbonara recipe. Protip: you can't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY

>order a coke
>sorry sir, we only have pepsi
>that's what I said. a coke. a pepsi coke
>mfw I never run into these awkward exchanges because I just flip it on the other party

>>6962527
My fucking sides. Are you people for real, that much food would last me for 3 days at best in economy mode.

>>6161428

>whole cashews
>not assorted cashew shrapnel

>>6161057
2 with some fries and a cherry limeade. Don't be a fat ass.

>people actually get a burrito
>not getting a bowl with a FREE side tortilla and rolling your own burrito.
>not getting twice the food for the same price
>mfw amateurs