/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'm from Bangladesh

>once the batter reaches a lava-like consistency,

>>13137901
>mice in place

>>13025871
Uh, that may be illegal, anon.

>"Guac is dollar eighty extra is that ok?"

nissan because it cooks in slightly less than 3 minutes (2.5min or 1.8min if youre lucky) and also its zero calories

>>11406569
Huh? So the latter? Literally give you the plate before they finish putting it together and let you do it? For what purpose? That'll be $38.55 plus tip
>>11406577
>way to miss the entire point, sweetie
Well then miss sweet cupcake princess, why don't you fill me in?
>>11406585
At least I'm number one at something

>>11371515
>DUDE WEED to boot
yikes

>started making crock pot dishes before work so they're ready when I come home

what does this mean? am i becoming a boomer? its just so convenient

does you do dat when EEEEEEGGGGGG?

>>10603328
>What is the ultimate seasoning you can put on almost anything?
salt

>>10244672
>She has a son
someone had sex with her

Yo listen up here's a story
About a little guy that lives in a green world
And all day and all night and everything he sees
Is just green like him inside and outside
Green his house with a green little window
And a green corvette
And everything is green for him and himself
And everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen to

>looking for some recipes for shakshuka
>half of them feel the need to tell me that "it's as fun to say as it's to eat"

when all it's going to do is become a fucking meme/screengrab for retards to laugh at us?
http://peoplegettingreallymadatfood.tumblr.com/

>recipe calls for simmering
>doesn't specify atmospheric pressure

>they placed the cheese underneath the meat and veggies on the sandwich

ITT: Bad culinary memes Americans are trying to force onto your country
>greek yoghurt
>cheese
>dairy in general
>avocados
>sriracha
>deconstructed foods
>chicago pizza
Is it really that hard for Americans to just stay out of other country's affairs? They don't need to play world food police.

>>8841875
>precool freezer

>>8618773
anything pickled

fucking germans

>>8531423
>allergic to tomatoes

kill yourself you waste of space

>used to go to this burger bar near my home so i could spend as little time in public as possible
>would go to the place like twice a week
>one day the waitress predicts my order
>"hercules burger with garlic sauce?"
>"oh, u-uh yeah"
>i had become a meme to these people

ate my burger and never went back

>>8471073
Have a frog