/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17467909
lel

Good lord.

>>15771349
Wake up: Bedside liter of water, Shit/shower/shave, B Complex, D, Fish Oil, Magnesium, black coffee. Omit magnesium if you're taking a bath, instead add epsom salt to the water.

Lunch: Eat something that will sustain you if you don't eat dinner. Doesn't have to be big, could be a can of sardines and a pint of stout or something. Take a multivitamin with meal because there are ones that don't digest well on an empty stomach.

Work End: Get your shit done. It's much easier to be an alcoholic if you get your shit done. Be it meal prep, walk the dog, pay a bill, run an errand, or talk to your mother. Hopefully you haven't drank too much by now. Now you can get your motor running with a full drink, I like to set it off with a gin and Rockstar recovery, but this is the time to get your BAC one drink up and maybe get a little caffeine. Then stick to low-booze drinks like light beer or a splash of gin/mio/LaCroix (much cheaper than seltzers, although SodaStream may be worth looking into).

If you're not too trashed before bed, hopefully you've eaten something. Hopefully you've remembered to brush and floss twice today, because passed-out drymouth isn't very good on the gums, let alone the liquor your passing through them. Have your nightcap, because it sucks to wake up at 3am from the system shock when the booze wears off. This could range from CBD and melatonin, or I like to do a cold toddy which is whiskey and Arizona RX Relax tea. ZMA is also recommended because these leeched vitamins absorb better overnight, and magnesium helps you sleep better.

Repeat until you're sick of this carousel or have to take a break because you can't hold anything down without throwing up, have been up for three days on minimal sleep, and the shadow people, night hag, and white noise jukebox start to show up.

>>12609047
>bragging about hating one of the only actual cooking threads on /ck/

>>11828165
>Cumming while looking at the millionth penis in the millionth Male asshole, and whispering
boy if i had a fucking nickel for every time that's happened to me
well, i'd be rich

>>11510678
cum

>>11505558
>Maybe we can nip this in the bud:
***nip this in the butt

Does ceekay clean their kitchen and dishes? All the surfaces have a sticky film on them and I only wash the dishes I need while cooking. Not gonna post pics because I'm too lazy to get out of bed

>>11192206
>getting (capsi)cum in your eyes
sounds pretty gay desu

>>10184870
>announcing that you reported someone
Reported

coffee with desert or tobacco type juice. Gin with fruity juice types

>>9938935
>had previously worked for Target
>knew their policy on returns, repackages, clearance
>bought Anova
>mutilated the fuck out of it's packaging
>returned it
>found it on a clearance section labeled repackage
>30% off
>hid it elsewhere
>after a while the price drops again
>70% off, checked on those scanners around the store
>bought it again
Use responsibly.

>>7489850

Literally the line I use to convince 'straight' guys to fool around.

>>7158786
>eggs
>cut into thirds
>only experiment with cayenne and I dunno, chive?

its like these fags don't want to excel

>>7120037
sheeeet

>>7035654
The nice chicken sandwich would have been worth the price of all 3 items, you must be in greece because you seem to struggle with the concept of a budget .

>>7024274
oven roasted ham
cheese and crackers
chopped cucumber/tomato salad
grapefruit

>>6161064
>crunch sound effect when he pulls the chicken apart

>>6152320
>Fries supreme