/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me, its a good Freschetta Signature Pepperoni Pizza. When I unbox a Freschetta Signature Pepperoni Pizza, I get a rush of intense endorphins as my body gets ready for what is to come. I start the oven preheating and defy the instructions, leaving the pizza out to thaw while the over preheats. I'm absolutely serious when I say this is the best pizza that money can buy. This is the best pizza that money can buy. I mean that from my soul. This pizza has been with me throughout my life and has remained a constant. Freschetta is my rock. Freschetta Signatura Pepperoni Pizza is my lover. EXCEPT
GOD
FUCKING DAMN IT
WOULD YOU FUCKING BELIEVE IT
PIC RELATED IS NOT THE FUCKING SHIT YOU SEE AT THE STORE
THEY FUCKING REDESIGNED THE BOX
WHAT THE FUCK
I CANT TRUST THAT SHIT
WHERE IS MY ROCK
WHAT THE FUCK FRESCHETTA YOU FUCKING SONS OF CUNTS ILL FUCKING FIND THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS AND MAKE THEM EAT A FRESCHETTA SIGHNATURE PEPPERONI PIZZA WITH HOT SAUCE ON IT AND THEN THEY WILL HAVE A SPICY BUM LATER THAT WILL SHOW THEM! IM MOSTLY PISSED BECAUSE I GREW UP WITH THIS SHIT AND ITS NOT AS COOL AND NOSTALGIC WITH THE NEW BOX DAMN IT FUCK YOU FRESCHETTA FUCK YOU SO MUCH