/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18821980
>Ruffles
While I might agree ruffles are the superior chip. The Pringle container is an integral component in assembling a home made fleshlight. Along with a latex glove and the dish pig's used sponge. I've kept myself occupied while I wait the whole 2 minutes for the instant ramen to brew.

>Baja Blast
As stated earlier. I was aiming to keep authentic to the oriental theme. The tropical flavour of Baja Blast will blow that goal dead in the water. I simply chose Code Red because China number 1.

>Stuffed donuts
It's all really elementary. Construct two towers out of the donuts roughly the same size. Have a scoop each of ice cream on top of the twin towers and let it seep down the middle as it melts. Pretend your spoon is an airplane like your mom used to do when she fed you your goylet slop from your high chair, and have it collide with north and south tower as effectively as possible while praising Allah.

I'm playing 3D chess while your deepthroating on the bishop. Get out of my kitchen.